as we were leaving the coldstones..
(yes we were getting coldstones)
and we thought we should make a list
so this list is called...
you know your fat when..
1. youre out of breath when walking from getting ice cream to the car.
2. you find a restaurant on your way to the gym, and decide you would get a better work out there.
3. when you ask for extra cheese on everything.
4. your midnight snack consist of a jacks sampler trio.
5. when you do finally make your way to the gym, you stop at your closest mcdonalds AND supersize the meal.
6. when you hear "you have such a pretty face!"
7. when a fry daddy becomes your best friend.
8. when the waitress at dennys knows you by your first name
9. you cant eat a meal without french fries.
10. atleast one of your kitchen drawers is full of restaurant menus.
sooooooooo
i hope you found this slightly amusing...
it made me laugh.
peace.
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